Attention: Rebecca and I have an announcement to make.
We may have found the "Missing Link" all the scientists keep talking about.
We were walking through Walmart when we stumbled across this Dallas Cowboys pillow pet. We assume he's a cowboy... and he's dressed in human clothes and even has some human features... but then again, he looks so much like a monkey. I mean, look at the fuzzy hair and the ears and the shape of his face and the nose... he seems to be right in the middle.
So there you have it, folks. The missing link everyone has been looking for can be found at Walmart.
(Alright, alright, just kidding. Rebecca and I both do not believe in a missing link... but if you're looking for one, I'm sure this pillow pet could be of help.)